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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 26, 2019 at 8:28 pm
We laughed so much at my grandma’s funeral. We cried too, but mostly we laughed. Everyone took turns telling funny stories they remembered about her. It was really nice.
I hope at my funeral they say and do whatever makes them feel better. I won’t be there so it won’t make a difference to me how they go about it.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 26, 2019 at 8:29 pm
Well, there's the greatest funeral oration in the history of film, courtesy of David Warner in The Ballad of Cable Hogue. That would be a good place to start.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 26, 2019 at 8:38 pm
He was here and now he's gone. The end.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 26, 2019 at 9:46 pm
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He's dead Jim !!!
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 26, 2019 at 9:47 pm
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 26, 2019 at 9:53 pm
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I won't have a funeral. There may be a memorial but that would be against my instructions (kinda hard to enforce when you're croaked).
The most I could hope for is that the med students in the cadaver lab say "well now, this one is certainly interesting".
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 26, 2019 at 10:28 pm
Hey!
This guy' s not dead!
That' d work for me.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 27, 2019 at 3:39 am
A codicil in my will says that I am to have a humanist memorial instead of a funeral. My atheist nephew is my executor, so my wishes will be carried out. I just want to be remembered as a guy who was honest, generous and kind toward everyone who deserved it.
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
