RE: "Why is it reasonable to believe in prisons, but not in the hell?"
January 5, 2021 at 12:38 am
(This post was last modified: January 5, 2021 at 12:39 am by Rahn127.)
It isn't widely known but followers of my religion who accidently find themselves in hell, all get a "get out of hell free" card with their very first donation.
It is widely known that all atheists go to hell, so my crack team of operatives in hell have found a way out and it's fortunate for you that I'm now sharing this information to you for free. Once you find yourself in hell, our operatives will find you and smuggle you out, so that you no longer have to spend an eternity there. How boring.
Once out, we set you up with your own place and piece of land like you always dreamed of having. You are free to travel from our realm to anywhere your heart desires. You can even visit your relatives in heaven with a special one time donation to our pearly gates foundation. We will set you up with a new identity so you can pass by the gates of heaven for a short period of time to say hello to your loved ones. Don't stay too long though, you know who might get suspicious.
So remember, hell doesn't have to be hell, if you know the right people.
(wink wink nudge nudge)
Join our wonderful family today with a constant pledge of $19.99 automatically debited from your checking account each month. All promises are guaranteed. Should you find yourself in hell and our operatives don't find you within 30 min or less, we'll refund all your money as soon as you return to the world of the living and request it.
It is widely known that all atheists go to hell, so my crack team of operatives in hell have found a way out and it's fortunate for you that I'm now sharing this information to you for free. Once you find yourself in hell, our operatives will find you and smuggle you out, so that you no longer have to spend an eternity there. How boring.
Once out, we set you up with your own place and piece of land like you always dreamed of having. You are free to travel from our realm to anywhere your heart desires. You can even visit your relatives in heaven with a special one time donation to our pearly gates foundation. We will set you up with a new identity so you can pass by the gates of heaven for a short period of time to say hello to your loved ones. Don't stay too long though, you know who might get suspicious.
So remember, hell doesn't have to be hell, if you know the right people.
(wink wink nudge nudge)
Join our wonderful family today with a constant pledge of $19.99 automatically debited from your checking account each month. All promises are guaranteed. Should you find yourself in hell and our operatives don't find you within 30 min or less, we'll refund all your money as soon as you return to the world of the living and request it.
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