AF Nutty Awards

[Rayaan]

Do I count as an old fucker, Rayaan dear? Can I maybe have two awards? Or three? Or 10?

You're not an old fucker, but yes, I think you're still qualified for many other awards.

Here's a dozen more:

The member with the most insane number of reps (along with Min); The atheist with a global apathy; The member who posted the most number of s; The best at infesting threads with purple; The member who knows a secret on how to give duped/multiple kudoses; The Empress who created the most evil laws for her own protection; Most likely to post images in a post; Most likely to be doing 5 other activities while reading this post; The master of healing in World of Warcraft; The transgender/bisexual/homosexual/pansexual/everything-gendered female atheist; The most severely tortured by Spironolactone; The atheist who dances to the most retarded 'happy' songs

There may be really good ones than that I left out. So, feel free to give yourself those missing awards.

And here's another one for your brother:

The nicest, most long-lived, most reputable, and our favorite Christian troll:
fr0d0