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[split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
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[split] FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
(January 27, 2015 at 7:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It's tough competition, as scary as that sounds.

And given some of the horrifying entries they've got in the "men's rights" category, I'm surprised they didn't put Coconut or Eliot Rodger (yes, he has a few quotes) on there.

And, in case you're wondering who Coconut is, he's a man who believes the government owes him a girlfriend. This may not seem like much, but it seems he propositions every woman he encounters, including his mother, a teenaged girl, the policewoman who arrested him, and even the judge, and they all earn his undying wrath when they reject him. He greatly admires George Sodini, and thinks the age of consent should be TWELVE.

I'll just let this comment explain it:

Passerby Wrote:There's no "probably" about it, he's out of his mind. This is from the distant past when he was simply socially inept and mildly disturbed. He has grown steadily more insane and sociopathic over the years.

Today he is CAAMIB, and his blog is where anything good about humanity goes to die in a torturous and drawn out fashion. Today, he views women as animals that talk and need to be beaten until they shut up. Today, his concept of "morality" is based entirely around hurting others. Today he abuses the sympathetic and belittles the suicidal. Today, he spreads hate and unrest in an active attempt to collapse civilization.

He is CAAMIB, and he is only getting worse.
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RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
(January 27, 2015 at 11:07 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:


Holy mother of Jeebus Crisp:

https://caamib.wordpress.com/2014/12/21/...omen-want/
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RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
"Teaching a dogma that rape is something women hate, which was last applicable in the West decades ago, makes young men here miss chances with women and wonder why they can’t be successful."

I'll gladly remain a virgin if it takes forcing myself on someone just to get laid.
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RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
Anyone else disappointed that OUR member awards aren't out yet? Sad
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RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
CAAMIB Wrote:Women are turned on by psycho retarded men and turned off by decency, politeness and honesty.

The greatest insult to a modern woman is to treat her like a human being and express a desire for an intimate relationship with her. That is the greatest crime in the eyes of a woman, since it shows her you’re not the most successful type of man, aka a retarded dumbass who can’t comprehend a relationship, and this makes her disgusted to no end.

On the other hand, rapists and retarded football players are gods in the eyes of women.

It is true I treated women horribly in the past, but that wasn’t my fault. I didn’t know that anybody asking them for a serious relationship is much worse than any rapist to them. I was brainwashed by society telling me women want a relationship and not just to be brutally fucked and kicked out on the street.
Which guy is seen as more of a loser by modern Western women?

a) a guy who wants a serious relationship
b) a serial rapist

If you can’t get THAT right what more do we need to talk about?

If I didn't know any better, I would think he was joking. Creepy...
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RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
(January 27, 2015 at 10:48 pm)professor Wrote: Thanks Beccs, I'll pass. I think it will pass too.

I don't know professor it might do you some good removing that stale cheerio.
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RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
(January 27, 2015 at 11:34 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: Holy mother of Jeebus Crisp:

Here's a line from TVTropes' character sheet for Coconut:

Quote:caamib, also known as coconut, thatincelblogger, AntiModernistIncel, or GovernmentGetsGfs, is a blogger who said the State should assign dates to "incels"note like him.

Infamous for begging his own mother, a police officer, and a judge for sex; threatening to murder a teenage girl before killing himself; assaulting his parents and admiring the Pennsylvania mass murderer George Sodini among other grotesque things.

Friend of fschmidt, was the administrator of the now defunct Governments Get Girlfriends blog, and currently operates the That Incel Blogger website.

Yeah, he's not a creepy guy.

Nicknamed "Mary Jane Lick Sick," "Loco in the Coco," "Sexless Sadsack" and "Shouldbeinacellandbuggered" by Anon-e-Moose.

Habitat: CoAlpha Brotherhood, That Incel Blogger, Governments Get Girlfriends (since closed)

Entitled to Have You: This was the point of his "Governments Get Gfs" proposal whereby the government would assign girlfriends to "incels."
Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: Averted: Begged his mother to "help him with his love-shyness" by giving him sex, called her a murderer deserving death when she refused, and later physically assaulted both her and his father.
Even Evil Has Standards: After the Elliot Rodger mass murder, he condemned Rodger as "scum." Rodger was, like him, an "incel". Of course, in the same breath he also called the girls who rejected him "scum".
Final Solution: Wants it for TAC members; the only thing which keeps him from killing them himself is the fear of legal retribution - see also here.
Godwin's Law: Regrets Hitler didn't crush liberalism. He could be considered a latter-day Ustashist.
Hates Everyone Equally: If you're not a neoreactionary (that being someone who believes that etched-in-diamond aristocracy and autocracy are the only way for humanity to thrive), he deems you worthy of wrath and death for your alleged treason against human civilization.
He-Man Woman Hater: Accused "women’s suffrage, immodest clothing, child support/alimony, no ban on adultery, ban on prostitution and a lack of female premarital chastity" to have caused Elliot Rodger's shootings.
Hypocrite:
A commenter here calls him out as this when he claims he wants his posts to inspire a backlash, despite backpedaling or accusing commenters of fabrications whenever they remind him of anything he's posted before and the Orwellian Editor/Wiki Vandal tendencies mentioned below.
Passerby calls him out again for insulting and attacking anyone and everyone who argues against him, then demanding the same commenter from the above link not disrespect him, as well as generally expecting others to put up with things he refuses to.
Related to the above about fabrications, here he tells the story of a woman who, with the help of another, got her husband arrested because he didn't rape her and actually took care of their kids. It wasn't true.
If I Can't Have You: Threatened to kill a teenage girl he was stalking and commit suicide, and only expressed regrets for not having killed her.
I Have Many Names:
His many pseudonyms include "coconut," "thatincelblogger," "GovernmentGetsGfs," "AntiModernistIncel," "CAAMIB", etc.
From his adversaries, we get "Mary Jane Lick Sick," "Loco in the Coco," "Sexless Sadsack," "Sexless Coconutsack", "thatwhichshouldbeinacellandbuggered", and "(the wannabe-literal) motherfucker".
"It" Is Dehumanizing: Some commenters have begun to refer to him as "it" rather than gender-specific pronouns, either out of sheer disrespect or theorizing he is actually a chat-bot.
Moral Guardians: One of his pet peeves is women who "dress immodestly."
Never My Fault: He blames all his problems on his parents, Western women or "The Atheist Cult."note
Orwellian Editor: Repeatedly vandalizes this very page, removing all references to his propositions of state-sponsored girlfriends and his threat of murder or incest as well as the fact that he lives in Croatia, claiming they were Malicious Slander, even though he admitted to those actions in the quotes that FSTDT archived. Even the modified versions remain damning to him.
Parental Incest: Begged his own mother for sex.
Parental Issues: Said his parents deserved to die for not giving him sex, whether it be from them or from a girlfriend.
He claims it was because they did not help him with "love-shyness" (wanting to get a date but being too shy or anxious to successfully do so), but he never denies that he wanted his parents to die.
The Scarpia Ultimatum: Blackmailed and stalked a woman for sex.
Stalker with a Crush: Once threatened a teenage girl on Love-Shy with murder-suicide - causing other members to inform Interpol.
Therapy Backfire: Claims to have visited a therapist and that it did not assist him. Of course, begging her for sex isn't a good way to have an efficient therapy.
Wiki Vandal: See his actions when he found out he was mentioned on This Wiki.
And again and again and again when other tropers from FSTDT attempted to fix his vandalism.

And from the Nightmare Fuel subpage:
Quote: And then along came Coconut, who is even more of a misogynist than Vox Day. Not only has he said that any woman who doesn't have sex with him is a whore, including his own mother, he has also praised the terrorists and said that 90% of Westerners deserve to die because they aren't horrible people like he is.

That's not the half of it. Not at all. If you go on the link where they took this message and read his posts further, you will quickly find just how hopelessly deluded Coconut really is, especially the unthinkable amounts of Doublethink he uses to justify his massive persecution complex as well as his various atrocious actions right in the same sentence. He's basically a twin copy of Chris-chan (which was lampshaded by the other bloggers). For example, when one blogger calls bullshit on his claims of being arrested by the police for telling the truth by pointing out that said "truth" involved telling them that he wanted to kill a teenage girl he was allegedly stalking, not only does Coconut blame the police for not cooperating with him by helping him snag a gf, he actually admits (without any hint of sarcasm whatsoever) that the only tragedy out of the whole experience is that he didn't get to kill her! And when a bunch of other bloggers call him out for impersonating peoples' posters and posting their information and lies he made up about them on ED, he freaking admits that he knows what he's doing is not moral yet does it anyway because it relieves his frustration and anger (which repeatedly feels more like a sense of entitlement than desperation)! Coconut is practically the Anthropomorphic Personification of Never My Fault. If that weren't enough, when tropers added him to the Characters page, he showed up and went out of his way to remove anything that made him look bad, even though the page links to the webpages where he said and did everything the site claimed he did. It's nice to know that he's a coward, as well.
He also wants to lower the age of consent to twelve.
To put this into perspective, only one country currently institutes an age of consent at 12, and that is Angola, which considers some sexual relations under the age of 15 to be crimes anyway. In other words, this would be a giant step backward for society. The only worse idea would be to have no technical age of consent as in many countries in the Middle East.
And then we have This comment, which encapsulates his mental state. Previously, Anon-e-moose and others made him look comical, coming up with nicknames for him and such, and making him seem all around pathetic. This reminds viewers that now, in his identity as CAAMIB, that his entire morality is based around hurting others for the sake of hurting others, he views women as animals that talk, he abuses victims and laughs at the suicidal, and professes to want to spread hatred and unrest to collapse civilization...and he's only getting worse.
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RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
Rev Rye, I think you should read this


Is started reading the crap you cp paste here and it has nothing to do with reality.

For example a) anybody who's been on LS com in 2008 can tell you I haven't threatened anybody in that I never even mentioned any names

b) I never wanted to have sex with my mother seriously - read

c) I don't admire Sodini or any of these guys. Don't hate them either. I just don't care.

And that's just a first few lines I saw !

(January 27, 2015 at 11:39 pm)Chad32 Wrote: "Teaching a dogma that rape is something women hate, which was last applicable in the West decades ago, makes young men here miss chances with women and wonder why they can’t be successful."

I'll gladly remain a virgin if it takes forcing myself on someone just to get laid.

Then you are fucking insane. This is like some Christian saying that you'd rather be starving than eating at a McDonalds set in what was once a Church. Modern women hate men who are virgins and love rape.

I recently had the chance to read a woman's open bragging that she and a wife of a guy who didn't cheat on his wife and took care of his kids arranged so that this woman, with support of his wife, can accuse him of rape and have him locked up. Why? His wife was disgusted by the fact that he took care of his kids and didn't abuse her while she was fucking retarded thugs on the side.
When he didn't like that he was simply removed from society as somebody who no longer had a worth as cash cow. His kids weren't really his and now he is in prison.
If he raped, abused, maimed and cheated on women he'd be free and successful.
That is what trying to "love" a modern Western woman gets you.
In their eyes, everybody who isn't abusive, murderous scum is only good as cash cow to pay taxes for Western governments to fund these insane lifestyles and if he rebels even slightly he must be destroyed. In fact, they're so intolerant and violent that they more and more jail even the men who do pay taxes for sluts, simply because they can't stand them. This is because feminist women are criminally insane psychopaths who want all men who aren't attractive to them (which means completely violent and murderous scumbags) destroyed.
Of course, all the manginas fully supported her and claimed she was right to do that.

Do you now understand why I'm terrified due to the fact I have never raped anybody?

(January 27, 2015 at 11:53 pm)Darkstar Wrote:
CAAMIB Wrote:Women are turned on by psycho retarded men and turned off by decency, politeness and honesty.

The greatest insult to a modern woman is to treat her like a human being and express a desire for an intimate relationship with her. That is the greatest crime in the eyes of a woman, since it shows her you’re not the most successful type of man, aka a retarded dumbass who can’t comprehend a relationship, and this makes her disgusted to no end.

On the other hand, rapists and retarded football players are gods in the eyes of women.

It is true I treated women horribly in the past, but that wasn’t my fault. I didn’t know that anybody asking them for a serious relationship is much worse than any rapist to them. I was brainwashed by society telling me women want a relationship and not just to be brutally fucked and kicked out on the street.
Which guy is seen as more of a loser by modern Western women?

a) a guy who wants a serious relationship
b) a serial rapist

If you can’t get THAT right what more do we need to talk about?

If I didn't know any better, I would think he was joking. Creepy...

What's creepy is that the answer is A.

Also, don't listen to lunatics like Passerby or other here. My former program was voluntary. If you don't believe me see what this feminist wrote back when I believed in it
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RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
Wait, what... who did...

Did he actually just come in here!?!

Or... did somebody make a sock just to troll us?
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RE: FSTDT Fundie Of The Year Awards 2015
(January 28, 2015 at 1:31 am)Darkstar Wrote: Wait, what... who did...

Did he actually just come in here!?!

Or... did somebody make a sock just to troll us?

I am being criminalized for not being a rapist.
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