RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt.
February 27, 2021 at 7:16 pm
(This post was last modified: February 27, 2021 at 7:17 pm by Brian37.)
(February 27, 2021 at 5:07 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:(February 27, 2021 at 4:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote: True story just happened today.
I have two main cab drivers I draw depending on time of day/shift. So, earlier this week I scheduled today for 11am. They all know I am flexible since I don't have a job, they know they can call me incase they need to adjust for other customers, and many times they will call me and say, "We cant get you at the time you requested, but we can do it at this time." No big deal for me, I understand. So they fit me in when they can and I am fine with it.
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But I joked with both of them, "I had two women fighting over me" then I started singing, "I'm too sexy for my shirt."
Sure, you are unemployed and women dig that because they like guys that stay at home all the time, and not some guys that get lost for hours, and they have to worry if he's getting drunk, getting a blowjob from a secretary, if he's coming back to mow the lawn, etc.
(February 27, 2021 at 5:45 pm)brewer Wrote: Did you have your teeth in?
The few I still have. But no, I don't have dentures.
