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You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
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You Know You've Been on AF Too Long When....
Someone did a thread like this a while ago, but I thought it might be funny to bring it back.  


What are some signs you've been on Atheist Forums too long?

I'll start.  You know you've been on AF too long when you have actually given Drich kudos."
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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They make you a moderator . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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You get tired of typing the word "Orange".
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When you worry because...
...something’s wrong, she usually doesn’t post like that. (You think you know them lol)


Or when you love them so much that you communicate with them in a separate app all day every day  Big Grin

Or when you find yourself having to explain to your IRL friend how you “met” this person who you just mentioned and lives half way across the world lol
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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When you consider certain people here friends, even though you've never met them in person.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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I get called "new user" even right up until like yesterday.

:/
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They refuse to make you a moderator because they think you might have "anger" issues. Dodgy
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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You blow off threads based on who started it. 

I think you know who you are.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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You marry the owner.

I win.
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(January 26, 2018 at 5:28 pm)Joods Wrote: They refuse to make you a moderator because they think you might have "anger" issues. Dodgy


GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!!!  You've got to be kidding, you?!
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