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I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt.
(February 27, 2021 at 7:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(February 27, 2021 at 5:07 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Sure, you are unemployed and women dig that because they like guys that stay at home all the time, and not some guys that get lost for hours, and they have to worry if he's getting drunk, getting a blowjob from a secretary, if he's coming back to mow the lawn, etc.





(February 27, 2021 at 5:45 pm)brewer Wrote: Did you have your teeth in?

The few I still have. But no, I don't have dentures.

There’s always hope, Brian. Some women actually prefer dad bods and bad teeth. Evidence:

‘Magic Mike’ worldwide gross: $167 million.
‘Shrek’ worldwide gross: $489 million.

Keep swinging.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Messages In This Thread
I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 4:16 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Angrboda - February 27, 2021 at 4:34 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 5:18 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Fake Messiah - February 27, 2021 at 5:07 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 7:16 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 27, 2021 at 7:53 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 7:57 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 27, 2021 at 5:27 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 5:33 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by brewer - February 27, 2021 at 5:45 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by no one - February 27, 2021 at 8:05 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 11:10 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by arewethereyet - February 27, 2021 at 11:17 pm

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