RE: Little green men just got real.
June 2, 2021 at 12:17 am
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2021 at 12:19 am by ignoramus.)
I just intercepted a very interesting and highly redacted email from the man in charge of the little green men division of Area51 to the pentagon.
I've filled in a lot of blanks for you guys so as to alleviate any ambiguity.
Basically, yes, they are real, they've been here for over a million years. They live inside the earth. Access is only via the Mariana trench.
They created us by splicing their genes with those of primates. After several generations, they abandoned the experiment and fled underground.
Apparently, as "Paul" tells us, they were trying to create a race of agile slaves, but within a few generations, we started to revolt.
So they offered us a minimum wage to entice us. But we enjoyed the new life of staying home. Nobody wanted to work anymore. We sent the Empire™ bankrupt.
They're still here, but only for reconnaissance. They've made a pledge to the United federation of planets that our socialist agenda shall never spread to other planets.
They'll take action only if needed.
This is top secret information. Please do not share. They'll think you're nuts.
I've filled in a lot of blanks for you guys so as to alleviate any ambiguity.
Basically, yes, they are real, they've been here for over a million years. They live inside the earth. Access is only via the Mariana trench.
They created us by splicing their genes with those of primates. After several generations, they abandoned the experiment and fled underground.
Apparently, as "Paul" tells us, they were trying to create a race of agile slaves, but within a few generations, we started to revolt.
So they offered us a minimum wage to entice us. But we enjoyed the new life of staying home. Nobody wanted to work anymore. We sent the Empire™ bankrupt.
They're still here, but only for reconnaissance. They've made a pledge to the United federation of planets that our socialist agenda shall never spread to other planets.
They'll take action only if needed.
This is top secret information. Please do not share. They'll think you're nuts.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
