Little green men just got real.

[arewethereyet]

what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now

It's June 1st...I have just over 4 hours left.  

When's the big reveal?  I made popcorn and everything.

[vulcanlogician]

The big reveal is when our alien overlords say it is. You better get used to that.

[arewethereyet]

The big reveal is when our alien overlords say it is. You better get used to that.

But, but, but...Drich said it's today.  He wouldn't tell a lie, would he?

[Irreligious Atheist]

"So the Pentagon is going to present congress with an unclassified report on recent UFO sightings as early as today."

Some type of information will be presented to the public at a later date, which will not be today. Drich should have known better than to pick an exact date about announcements and that type of thing. Unlike Drich, I don't expect the public will be told much, and I don't think the government knows what these things are.

[Ravenshire]

what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now

It's June 1st...I have just over 4 hours left.  

When's the big reveal?  I made popcorn and everything.

If there's ever anything to reveal, the government won't have to reveal it. If we're ever visited, we'll fucking well know it. Beings as far ahead of us as the bat-shit ET UFO nutters would have us believe would have exactly zero reason to hide, or try to. But, this is allegedly what they've been doing for over 70 years.

[arewethereyet]

It's June 1st...I have just over 4 hours left.  

When's the big reveal?  I made popcorn and everything.

If there's ever anything to reveal, the government won't have to reveal it. If we're ever visited, we'll fucking well know it. Beings as far ahead of us as the bat-shit ET UFO nutters would have us believe would have exactly zero reason to hide, or try to. But, this is allegedly what they've been doing for over 70 years.

Maybe they are afraid of Bigfoot or Nessie.  

Makes as much sense as anything they say on FUX News.

At least the popcorn's tasty.

[Silver]

Looks like nothing happened to reveal the supposed truth of aliens.

What a shock.

[Peebothuhlu]

Well....

It's the 01-06-21 here.

Where da lil' green men at?  


Not at work.

[ignoramus]

I just intercepted a very interesting and highly redacted email from the man in charge of the little green men division of Area51 to the pentagon.

I've filled in a lot of blanks for you guys so as to alleviate any ambiguity.

Basically, yes, they are real, they've been here for over a million years. They live inside the earth. Access is only via the Mariana trench.
They created us by splicing their genes with those of primates. After several generations, they abandoned the experiment and fled underground.
Apparently, as "Paul" tells us, they were trying to create a race of agile slaves, but within a few generations, we started to revolt.
So they offered us a minimum wage to entice us. But we enjoyed the new life of staying home. Nobody wanted to work anymore. We sent the Empire™ bankrupt.
They're still here, but only for reconnaissance. They've made a pledge to the United federation of planets that our socialist agenda shall never spread to other planets.
They'll take action only if needed.

This is top secret information. Please do not share. They'll think you're nuts.

[Fake Messiah]

what did i tell you b-holes? june 1st is the big reveal day.. better stock up on toilet paper now

It's June 1st...I have just over 4 hours left.  

When's the big reveal?  I made popcorn and everything.

It has been moved to July 17th, and people will need to pay $198.95 per ticket to learn the truth about UFOs.



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