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Current time: December 30, 2024, 2:29 pm

Poll: Proper things to find on an adventure This poll is closed.
Skeletons. Probably in the protagonist's sister's closet.	9.52%	2	9.52%
Health potions. Probably too expensive for you to buy and a waste of inventory space.	4.76%	1	4.76%
Dragons. Of course you never have to deal with the mothers of those badass dragons you kill.	9.52%	2	9.52%
A really dorky party member you love to hate.	4.76%	1	4.76%
An enemy who talks way too much. Usually in monologue, but heavens forbid it be dialogue. Or worse: trialogue.	9.52%	2	9.52%
Bads, inns, and louse-infested bedrolls. Gotta sleep on an adventure... or it's just a stroll out in the park for the day with a couple of friends.	14.29%	3	14.29%
Sex. A proper adventure has sexual overtones. Like saving the princess. Or like protecting the village so you can seduce the local slut at the end of the game.	19.05%	4	19.05%
Dumb clothing with awesome phat stats. Usually obtained from nasty monsters with phat loot.	14.29%	3	14.29%
A really annoying save mechanic. We all know one.	9.52%	2	9.52%
Poop from mars that chases you with computer-shaped scythes while singing kumbaya. Needs no explanation.	4.76%	1	4.76%
Total		21 vote(s)	100%

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