Flight attendants

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Oh, you aren't missing a thing.  Unless you get 1st class or business class, you are jammed in like cattle.  Flights get delayed or cancelled with little or no information, and you sometimes get to sit on the tarmac for a couple hours just to be told you have to get on a new plane.  Food has been reduced to almost nothing.  Oh, and getting felt up by security, great fun!  I am not a fan.

On the good side, there are no more in flight movies because everyone has a device of some sort and most newer planes have a power jack to plug in to.  So entertainment is great these days, whatever you bring.  I mostly read but I do put on my headphones to drown out the chatter.

An aside, I have never understood the outrageous price difference between first/business and coach. I get a little bit of difference sure, but 350 people all take off and land at the same time. But more importantly, if something goes wrong, the fact you are in first class and got served lobster isn't going to matter one bit.

But if nothing goes wrong with the flight (which is almost always the case) you got to eat lobster.

And even if something does go wrong (which is almost never the case) passengers in first class have more legroom to bend over and kiss their arse goodbye.

And Betty Ong wasn’t a hero. She called the cops. I’ve called the cops - does that make me a hero?

Boru