Do Chairs Exist?

[arewethereyet]

What if ABBA was the center of the universe?

I will 100% agree that there is no such thing as a perfect point of view and that learning is the ability to be as objective as possible. But there is absolutely no chance in this universe, or any alternate universe that Angelina Jolie will ever date me. 

I really hate these needlessly conflated arguments of "what would you know" ending up meaning "anything can happen". 

If Hawking can RIGHTFULLY  argue, that "A God is not required", I am pretty sure there is no chance I will get a date with Angelina Jolie.

ABBA is the centre of the universe. So are you. So am I.

And I’m sure Angelina Jolie would have sex with you, assuming she had 2 minutes to spare and access to anti-nausea meds.

Boru

I just threw up in my mouth a little.