Just for the record, I checked up on the sentences of known attempted presidential assassins when I heard he was out, and I found out that he was, hands down, the presidential would-be-assassin who spent the most time in custody. Admittedly, Arthur Bremer served a longer sentence (by two weeks), but he only attempted to assassinate George Wallace, a third-party candidate.
Frankly, given that his violent rampage was caused by a mental illness that people who’ve been taking care of him for longer than I’ve been alive have figured out how to mitigate its effects to the point where they’ve deemed him no longer a threat, and that this process has taken longer than anyone convicted of a comparable offense, this is all I have to say about the “ZOMG NO RELEASE EVAR” crowd:
Frankly, given that his violent rampage was caused by a mental illness that people who’ve been taking care of him for longer than I’ve been alive have figured out how to mitigate its effects to the point where they’ve deemed him no longer a threat, and that this process has taken longer than anyone convicted of a comparable offense, this is all I have to say about the “ZOMG NO RELEASE EVAR” crowd:
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
