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Someone thought this was intelligent
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RE: Someone thought this was intelligent
(September 29, 2021 at 3:24 pm)FredTheLobster Wrote: A religious nut-job posted this on Facebook. I assume they think these are somehow wise or important words.

God loaned our children to us and I declare that no weapon formed against them shall prosper! I cancel every assignment of the enemy! I plead the Blood of Jesus over them. They shall live and not die and declare the Work of the Lord in the land of the living! They will be successful and will prosper! In the Mighty Name of Jesus!!!
I challenge all Mothers to repost. Our words have power! Let’s pray for our children!
[Image: 1f495.png][Image: 1f495.png] IN JESUS MIGHTY NAME WE PRAY AMEN [Image: 1f64f.png][Image: 1f64f_1f3fd.png][Image: 1f64f.png][Image: 1f64f_1f3fe.png]

Oh, and 27 people "like" this post. The fuck is wrong with humanity. Motherfucking word salad

Meh, I am old enough to remember when Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson sat side by side after hurricane Katrina and blamed gays and liberals and pro choice advocates for the hurricane. Which is ironic because the hurricane didn't give a fuck about politics and killed anyone unlucky enough.
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Someone thought this was intelligent - by FredTheLobster - September 29, 2021 at 3:24 pm
RE: Someone thought this was intelligent - by HappySkeptic - September 29, 2021 at 3:33 pm
RE: Someone thought this was intelligent - by no one - September 29, 2021 at 3:49 pm
RE: Someone thought this was intelligent - by brewer - September 29, 2021 at 3:51 pm
RE: Someone thought this was intelligent - by Ranjr - September 29, 2021 at 4:07 pm
RE: Someone thought this was intelligent - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 29, 2021 at 4:27 pm
RE: Someone thought this was intelligent - by brewer - September 29, 2021 at 4:25 pm
RE: Someone thought this was intelligent - by arewethereyet - September 29, 2021 at 4:27 pm
RE: Someone thought this was intelligent - by Brian37 - September 29, 2021 at 6:09 pm
RE: Someone thought this was intelligent - by arewethereyet - September 29, 2021 at 6:18 pm
RE: Someone thought this was intelligent - by Angrboda - September 29, 2021 at 6:18 pm

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