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Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
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Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
This is the thread you post the everyday crap people repeat that make you want to throat punch them.

For example, every goddamned time a natural disaster, say a tornado or hurricane is approaching, the news anchors/reporters always say "Hunker down"..... WHAT THE FUCK? Are we armadillos? "Curl up in a ball, that will fix everything".

Others that people use are "My bad" as if you purchased that "bad" at Walmart and have a receipt for it.
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#2
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
My bad is the excuse for doing something stupid these days. It avoids the need to apologize.
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#3
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"Thank you for your service".

Somebody finds out you're a vet and they slap that tired, PC piece of shit on you.. They aren't really glad you did the  job - they want you to think that they are the good guy - full of gratitude.

Fuck that. If you're so fucking grateful - buy my drinks you bastard....
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#4
RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
It's not hard to tell who says it and means it.
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(May 1, 2020 at 2:30 am)Brian37 Wrote: This is the thread you post the everyday crap people repeat that make you want to throat punch them.

For example, every goddamned time a natural disaster, say a tornado or hurricane is approaching, the news anchors/reporters always say "Hunker down"..... WHAT THE FUCK? Are we armadillos? "Curl up in a ball, that will fix everything".

Others that people use are "My bad" as if you purchased that "bad" at Walmart and have a receipt for it.

I sometimes hunker down.  My bad.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
(May 1, 2020 at 2:30 am)Brian37 Wrote: This is the thread you post the everyday crap people repeat that make you want to throat punch them.

For example, every goddamned time a natural disaster, say a tornado or hurricane is approaching, the news anchors/reporters always say "Hunker down"..... WHAT THE FUCK? Are we armadillos? "Curl up in a ball, that will fix everything".

Others that people use are "My bad" as if you purchased that "bad" at Walmart and have a receipt for it.

It just means they're owning a mistake. It may mean that's as far as they'll go toward accepting responsibility for it.
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RE: Cliches you'd stab someone for using.
(May 1, 2020 at 5:09 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: It's not hard to tell who says it and means it.

No. It's not.

When someone bleats the common tune - there is no sincerity.


Somebody who is actually grateful can use their own words to express it.
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#8
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LOL...
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#9
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I’m not a violent man by nature, but I’d likely go all stabby on anyone who used the phrase ‘Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress’ in my presence.


Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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(May 1, 2020 at 9:59 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’m not a violent man by nature, but I’d likely go all stabby on anyone who used the phrase ‘Be sure to barbecue kittens, record the NFL without their permission, and rip the tags off of your mattress’ in my presence.


Boru

This! Kittens should be stewed.
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