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And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
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And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
Holy! Fucking! Shit!
Christian Swingers
Yes, it's real!
And yes, it is what you're thinking!
ROFLOL
Find God's matching couple for you. Devil
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#2
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
Well at least they're honest Tongue
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#3
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
Since it IS the internet, I have to ask, is it real ??
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#4
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
Probably one priest after another!
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#5
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
I still like Farmers Only. That is my absolute favorite dating website.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#6
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
You don't have to be lonely....call farmers only DOTCOM!

"We'll hyuk hyuk, wheres Jill? Oh she's out in tha corn."

I hope they all get the herpes.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
ROFLOL
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#8
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
(July 7, 2014 at 11:12 pm)Losty Wrote: I still like Farmers Only. That is my absolute favorite dating website.

How do the sheep feel about it?
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#9
RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
Christian swingers - when you believe marriage is between a man and a woman but fucking means bringing in the couple next door.

I have an easier time believing this is just some preacher's trap to sniff out the heathens.
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RE: And you thought Christian Mingle was bad...
Why? By sheer demographic force a certain number of swingers are simply bound to be christians. Besides, we all know how much that c-word means when it comes to getting a little tail, don't we?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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