Welcome to the oil slick California.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

That was so awful, I almost thought it was an actual Eagles song.

Boru

Oh yea, pretty sure you suddenly bowed to your knees and saw me as a God. I don't gamble at all, but my bet is you knew I was ribbing. 

There is such a thing as being silly. No, for your information, I am not a God, god or "godlet" (I think I created a new word).

I was poking fun at how big oil thinks it owns the world.

None of which changes the fact that it was a horrible parody. Just horrible. Dull, clumsy, unclever, and incredibly drab and awful.

Your poetry - both serious and parodic - sucks.

Boru