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Welcome to the oil slick California.
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RE: Welcome to the oil slick California.
I don't get it Brian37, why didn't you go with "Baby One More Time" because you would have much less work with turning the subject of the poem into the oil spill.


Oh, black blobby.
Black blobby.

I was supposed to know
That something wasn't right.
Oh, black blobby.
I should have let you go
And now I can't get you out of sight.

You showed me how you want it to be
Sticky, blobby
'Curse what I know now, oh, because

Your stickiness
Is killing me and I
I must confess
I don't believe, don't believe
What I'm gonna do with you now
Give me a spine
To hit you, blobby, for the last time

Oh, sticky blobby
The reason I can't breathe is you
Blobby, you got gulls blinded
Oh, sticky blobby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Brian37 - October 6, 2021 at 3:31 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Angrboda - October 6, 2021 at 3:39 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Brian37 - October 6, 2021 at 3:41 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Brian37 - October 6, 2021 at 3:48 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Brian37 - October 6, 2021 at 4:32 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Brian37 - October 6, 2021 at 5:21 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Fake Messiah - October 6, 2021 at 6:34 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by onlinebiker - October 6, 2021 at 3:51 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Brian37 - October 6, 2021 at 4:08 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Ranjr - October 6, 2021 at 4:19 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Jackalope - October 6, 2021 at 4:35 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Brian37 - October 6, 2021 at 4:43 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Jackalope - October 6, 2021 at 4:45 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Ranjr - October 6, 2021 at 5:08 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Brian37 - October 6, 2021 at 5:11 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Ranjr - October 6, 2021 at 5:21 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Brian37 - October 6, 2021 at 4:51 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by Angrboda - October 6, 2021 at 5:15 pm
RE: Welcome to the oil slick California. - by onlinebiker - October 6, 2021 at 5:42 pm

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