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[Spongebob]

Fox beat me to it, but I was going to say I used to promise Santa I wouldn't torment my sister if he would only bring me some fancy toy.  Never got that damn toy.

its just stuck in the back of my head as if hes going to do something about it. uhh hate this bs indoctrination

It took me years to get that stupid prayer I was taught as a child out of my mind.  

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my Soul to keep;
If I should die before I 'wake,
I pray the Lord my Soul to take.

Haunted me until I was a grown-ass man.  That is what indoctrination does!

"He" can't do anything is "he" doesn't exist.