[Serious] Nuclear war survival guide.

[Jackalope]

You can't the former without the latter; first things first, I suppose.

P.S.  I saw Anomalocaris' post after my reply, but, I don't want this thread just to be about surviving the initial blast, and so, point taken.

There's a bigger chance that people will die in the radiation/fallout zone than blast zone. Just sayin.

https://remm.hhs.gov/zones_nucleardetonation.htm

The nukes described in that article are *tiny* compared to strategic weapons.