[Serious] Nuclear war survival guide.

[Jehanne]

I’ve looked into the facts of nuclear war. The one thing that’s become obvious: try to die before everyone else. To do otherwise will only increase your suffering.

Have you ever watched Threads? If you remember The Day After, picture a version that’s from Britain, is even bleaker, and pretty much all the horrible things that occur are what scientists legit expect will happen after the bomb drops. If you dare to watch it, it’s on Tubi for free.

I saw The Day After when it premiered on national television while at home; I broke down and openly wept. The next day my chemistry teacher was giddy, describing how "cool" the graphics were, presumably, of human beings being vaporized. I have not seen the movie since.