Cheers, Rhythm; now I'll have that song bouncing round in my head all day. 
With regards to the xmas story and all that, I've always liked popular YouTube atheist AronRa's response to that silly thing of 'the real reason for the season' - "Axial tilt."

With regards to the xmas story and all that, I've always liked popular YouTube atheist AronRa's response to that silly thing of 'the real reason for the season' - "Axial tilt."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'