(June 3, 2022 at 10:06 am)h311inac311 Wrote:(May 27, 2022 at 6:28 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I think that anyone willing to posit a soul forge should at least be willing to do that forging themselves. Otherwise, it shows a genuine lack of genuine faith.
If cancer exists, for example.. to make us better and test us. If this seems like a suitable explanation, then a person ought to be willing to literally give someone cancer.
We know better, as people, ofc. Which is why the soul forge tends to come off like mealy mouthed bullshit.
How do vaccines work?
First, a satan worshiping doctor gets a needle, He then goes into a backroom where possessed babies are kept. He draws blood from said baby before killing it to appease Baphomet and to ensure the growth of Hells army.
He returns and injects you with the demon baby blood rife with sin, debauchery and evil works its way through your bloodstream. It overtakes your pure Christian blood cells in a miniature reenactment of the end of times. Eventually, the demon blood wins and creates 10 millimeter-sized clones of Astaroth. In turn, they cast an Eldritch barrier preventing covid from entering your body.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.