(September 30, 2022 at 9:49 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Snuck a pair of antlers through the gate to Yosemite Park on my lap, under a blanket. I'm not sure that we fooled anyone.
Climbed 30' up two poles which supported the sign for a shopping mall with a pair of scissors in my teeth to steal a banner for an upcoming rodeo.
Laid rubber on the walkway of the central commons of my high school late one night while up to no good. I had to back in all the way between the buildings to get there.
I'd like to have the money back from all the tire rubber I've scorched over the years. In one case, the city had repaved the street in front of my parent's house. I went up to visit after that, and when I left, I dumped the clutch on my '69 Camaro and left two furrows about 9" wide and many feet long in the fresh material. Those furrows were there until the street was repaved, decades later. My dad was mightily pissed.
Not like he wasn't a miscreant in his youth. 
When he got going on the corn squeezin's he would regale us with them, some of which were criminal.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
