The Absurd GOP

[Pat Mustard]

Can't.  They represent low taxable incomes but..also...a hell of alot of exploitable natural resources.  A cynical person might suggest that we've added the denizens of these areas as an exploitable natural resource.  That this is the kernel of truth in their epic fantasy of discontent.  I could've told you at any point in my life that these folks really do think the way Mad Marge is characterizing them.  Foolish me for thinking they'd revolt over some tangible benefit to themselves - rather than illusory culture war bullshit.  Happy with the wages..but you wanna get rid of the groomers?  

.....Dafuq?

That just makes the plan easier. Dutch disease is an awful economic drag.