What if Judas didn't do it?

[Belacqua]

I'm not a Christian.

I apologize, Belaqua, I thought you were.  I stand corrected.

No problem. I understand that the things I talk about can lead a person to that conclusion.

I'm an artist. A while back I got a PhD in the philosophy of art, and my dissertation was on how different artists' theology determined the way they painted. As you can imagine, this led to me reading an enormous amount of theology. I ended up getting frustrated by how a lot of people on the Internet oversimplify Christian theology, or at least speak of it as if it is only the simplest, most fundamentalist variety.