What if Judas didn't do it?

[arewethereyet]

I've looked into Mormonism.

But the magic undies don't come in lacy briefs.

Ex-mormons say that it was a turn off for them.
I guess it triggers memories of the church in their brain.
And, you have to buy the underwear from the church, otherwise, you are no good, you don’t get into heaven.

I didn't know that you had to buy those undies from the church.  Seems the last place I would choose for that kind of purchase.

Even weirder than I thought.  I suppose it's a money maker for the church/temple/whatever.