RE: Plants are Awesome
December 11, 2011 at 5:00 pm
(This post was last modified: December 11, 2011 at 5:01 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(December 11, 2011 at 4:36 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Or hellebore or belladonna or wolfsbane or mandrake...
Or coca or marijuana or tobacco or opium poppies...
Or flax or cotton or bamboo.
Or meadowsweet or comfrey or st. john's wort
We grow your poisons, and we grow your intoxicants and we grow your clothes and your medicines. Our thumbs are for healing, for killing, for partying and for feeding.
Petunias be damned.
Sounds good to me.
I will use these thumbs to hook up the circuitry to run your grow room. Once you cultivate I will play the musical entertainment after we partake from the benefits of your green thumb.
When people give me gifts of plants, the first thing I ask is; "What the fuck is this?" Thats my way of reminding them that I dont know shit about botany, but anyway... They tell me what it is. then I ask; "Can it survive on its own?" If they say "No", then I hand it back to them. "You might as well kill it right now, because I will not help it thrive...and could you please stop staring up my nostrils like I have a booger dangling?"
Yeah...did I mention that I hate plants?
(December 11, 2011 at 4:39 pm)aleialoura Wrote: My favorite plants are Cannabis and corn.
cannabis and corn are both tasty flowers.
