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4th Time is a Charm, Newt
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RE: 4th Time is a Charm, Newt
(December 13, 2011 at 4:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Gingrich said. "I've had to go to God for forgiveness. I've had to seek reconciliation.""


Have you ever noticed, Heather, that these fuckers are always quick to explain away unanswered "prayers" as sometimes "god says no." But when they ask for "forgiveness" for some abomination they've committed that same god never tells them to go fuck themselves?

How very convenient to have a god who always pats you on the head and says "that's okay, sleazeball....I forgive you."

As Robert G. Ingersoll noted: If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.

Yep, exactly. I would love one of them to say, "I asked god to forgive me for my horrible action he said 'fuck no' so I decided to do it again as why not.... "

So, their reasoning is... 100% of the time if you ask, god forgives your sins.... but, he only answers your prayers when he wants? Again, what a fucked up god they believe in. I will never understand it. Oh, wait, I don't HAVE to understand it.. i'm Atheist! Smile Smile



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Messages In This Thread
4th Time is a Charm, Newt - by Heather - December 13, 2011 at 9:18 am
RE: 4th Time is a Charm, Newt - by Jaysyn - December 13, 2011 at 10:31 am
RE: 4th Time is a Charm, Newt - by Autumnlicious - December 13, 2011 at 3:06 pm
RE: 4th Time is a Charm, Newt - by Minimalist - December 13, 2011 at 4:27 pm
RE: 4th Time is a Charm, Newt - by Heather - December 14, 2011 at 12:09 pm

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