Years ago, the cat we had at the time actually did something almost exactly like the plot of that last video. He came tear-arsing into the house, dragging along a steaming roast leg of lamb that was almost double his size. Where he'd nicked it from we will never know; we only know where it went.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
