A guy, complete stranger, wslked up to me at a party once and just grabbed my tits.
I grabbed his balls at high velocity with my knee.
But, apparently, according to his friends, I was the bad guy.
I grabbed his balls at high velocity with my knee.
But, apparently, according to his friends, I was the bad guy.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"