Mad Amos Molone, old west do-gooder. Stands somewhere between six feet and Heaven and weighs ‘a slice of chocolate cake under three hundred pounds’. Carries a Sharps rifle, a LeMat pistol, and a sentient Bowie knife. Rides a unicorn called Worthless. Defeated a Chinese dragon, a spectral locomotive, and a Grizzlephant. Won a chili cook off against a witch. Keeps the Holy Grail in his saddlebag. Speaks twenty languages. Prevented the destruction of Oahu using an anchor chain and a magic fish hook.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
