Why are you (still) a Christian?

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You cannot explain a concept to a person who has neither the comprehension nor the ability to understand it. If a German parent tells his German child in German, ‘Don’t touch that, it’s hot’, there isn’t an issue. If he tells that same child the same thing in Mandarin, the child is likely to get burned. God may as well have been speaking been speaking Martian when he told Adam, ‘Don’t eat that.’

God didn't speak in Mandarin. Even Eve, who was deceived, understood the concept as she explained it to Satan.

Every single instance in the Bible where one person is said to ‘know’ another, context makes it abundantly clear that ‘know’ means ‘fuck’.

No it doesn't. That's stupid. Knowledge leads to everlasting life in paradise, it's more valuable than gold. Knowledge is what God wanted us to have. Just as the angels had. They have become like us, knowing good and bad. Fuck literally means to throw down seed. Jesus and the writers of the Christian Greek scriptures used a Greek word, katabole, which literally means to throw down seed. They used it for founding of the world. Idiot scholars often take that to mean creation, but it doesn't, it means the system. Political, social, commercial, etc. The world was founded upon the blood of Abel and the prophets. The world, not the earth, will be destroyed. Satan is the God of the world. It was created when Adam and Eve first conceived. Paul also uses it in reference to Abraham and Sarah conceiving their first child.

Adam could not possibly have grasp that animals snuffing it was something that applied to him.

Why not?

You’re not getting any better at this.

Probably getting worse, but how could I know that when you only warn me in Mandarin.