That Unofficial NFL Thread

[Brian37]

for my fantasy team:

I picked up a kicker named Cameron Dicker (sounds like the start of a limerick)

There once was a kicker named dicker 
When he ate downstairs he'd licker 
As he said with a grin
As he licked his chin 

"WHY DO THE COMMANDERS SUCK HUGE DONKEY BALLS?"

We lost AGAIN today, this time to the Seahawks. 

It means we have to win all 7 of the rest of the seasons games to hope for a wildcard spot. But we suck so I am not expecting that.