Proposed Award - Kook of the Month

[The Magic Pudding]

I think I could win this award, it wouldn't be easy but nothing worthwhile is.
Except breathing most of the time.
And walking, that's worthwhile and it's not hard at all.
Except if it's hilly, hilly walking can be tiring.
And dogs, dogs are bad barking at my fluorescent walking shoes.
Leaving dog poop all about that sticks to my fancy shoes.
Dogs can be good though, helping blind people get about.
Taking little barrels of alcohol to freezing in snow people.
But alcohol isn't good for freezing people.
You shouldn't share achohol with freezing people.
Not unless you don't like them and want them to die of organ failure.
My father died of alcohol induced organ failure in the winter of 1887.
I never met him, he died while my mother was pregnant with my older brother.

I better stop wasting this quality stuff until this award gets established.

And remember, vote 1 Pudding for Kook.