(February 1, 2024 at 9:47 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Is it any wonder that The Onion is pretty quiet these days?
Lauren Boebert Calls for Alligators To Be Deployed at Southern Border (newsweek.com)
Lauren Boebert Calls for Alligators To Be Deployed at Southern Border
Colorado Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert fired back at California Democratic Rep. Robert Garcia's claims over 's border policy, saying she would happily sign legislation that included "alligator moats" to secure the southern border.
Well, that's just plain dumb and stupid. American alligators aren't especially aggressive (except in the mating season), and they'd get all tangled up in Abbott's razor wire. If she had half a brain, she'd be endorsing a Border Hippo Defense Force. Hippos can fuck some stuff up.*
Boru
*This is sarcasm. I do not and never have supported the notion of using hippos to attack immigrants.
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