RE: Noteworthy News
February 26, 2024 at 10:21 pm
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2024 at 10:49 pm by Nanny.)
One of the town warrants in my town is to pay people born in my town $1000 to preserve the cultural values of whateverthefuck.
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2...ies-there/
I am half considering rising in mock support, suggesting that all new babies born in Westborough, which has no maternity hospital within town limits but does have a major thoroughfare infrastructure with hotels etc. Many births in our Patriotic city of Westborough occur in the temporary housing along state route 9 in hotels etc. These are natural born Americans, no matter where their parents came from. These young Americans, and natural born Westborough Citizens, should get $10000.00 for a head start. We should encourage all our immigrant sisters to have their kids right here in the good ole cultural Westborough! Gawd bless America!
ETA - I would also like to understand who is the umpire that decides which person is a natural born westborough cultural value whateverthefuck.
https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2...ies-there/
I am half considering rising in mock support, suggesting that all new babies born in Westborough, which has no maternity hospital within town limits but does have a major thoroughfare infrastructure with hotels etc. Many births in our Patriotic city of Westborough occur in the temporary housing along state route 9 in hotels etc. These are natural born Americans, no matter where their parents came from. These young Americans, and natural born Westborough Citizens, should get $10000.00 for a head start. We should encourage all our immigrant sisters to have their kids right here in the good ole cultural Westborough! Gawd bless America!
ETA - I would also like to understand who is the umpire that decides which person is a natural born westborough cultural value whateverthefuck.
