"Happy birthday to my son fighting in Ukraine.
Happy birthday, Vlad!"
*Bang*
"Well, happy birthday, Leonid!"
*Boom*
"Dammit. Happy birthday, Ivan!"
Happy birthday, Vlad!"
*Bang*
"Well, happy birthday, Leonid!"
*Boom*
"Dammit. Happy birthday, Ivan!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"