I personally think we should have laws forcing married women to store their tampons far away from the home -- y'know, maybe rent a PO box or something -- so that their studly husbands, who are not feminine in the least, cannot catch teh femininity. It's bad enough that teh ghey is contagious!
Next up -- establishing melanin limits for white males. No more suntanning after gnarly waves, bro.
Next up -- establishing melanin limits for white males. No more suntanning after gnarly waves, bro.