(August 26, 2024 at 1:06 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: The Valkyrie: "Sir, the surgery has a 50% survival rate, but don't worry, my last 20 patients have all survived"
The Patient: *gulp*
True story...
A few years ago I took over a surgery from a colleague who had an emergency. All I really had time to do is read the patient notes.
I hadn't even met the patient, until he was about to be wheeled into the theatre.
He said, "You look young, have you done this sort of operation before?", after learning I was going to be doing the surgery.
I replied, "Yes, I've done this sort of procedure dozens of timed."
He looked relieved until I added, "anyway, I need the practice because I'm not very good."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
