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The Valkyrie's Guide to...
#1
The Valkyrie's Guide to...
This is the first in a series of Guides from me to help you through life.

Today: Making Sushi.

1. Gather your ingredients.
2. Roll the ingredients together on the roller.
3. Realise you've completely messed up the sushi and nothing you can do will fix it.
4. Realise that the sushi is a metaphor for your life.
5. Roll into the fetal position under the table and wonder if anyone will ever love you.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#2
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
At work.

Hug

Heart

Though..... I must admit I expected a LOT more swords and people being dragged off to Valhalla in this thread.......

*Makes sure they have a blade on hand to die clutching

Wink
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#3
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
Women:

All women are bi.

It's up to you to discover if that's sexual or polar.

Taking requests.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#4
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
(September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Women:

All women are bi.

It's up to you to discover if that's sexual or polar.

Taking requests.

Why not both?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
(September 30, 2018 at 2:05 pm)unfogged Wrote:
(September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Women:

All women are bi.

It's up to you to discover if that's sexual or polar.

Taking requests.

Why not both?

That's a far more complicated answer.

And it involves oranges.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#6
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
(September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is the first in a series of Guides from me to help you through life.

Today:  Making Sushi.

1.  Gather your ingredients.
2.  Roll the ingredients together on the roller.
3.  Realise you've completely messed up the sushi and nothing you can do will fix it.
4.  Realise that the sushi is a metaphor for your life.
5.  Roll into the fetal position under the table and wonder if anyone will ever love you.

I love sushi! But I suck at preparing and or cooking any food. 

I once tried to help my X Wife make Japanese style pork dumplings. Her's came out pretty and symmetrical. Mine looked like Playdough. Story of my life. I feel ya!
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#7
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
At work.

Wait? Bi-lingual?

Well...... that explains a few things....
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#8
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
(September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is the first in a series of Guides from me to help you through life.

Today:  Making Sushi.

1.  Gather your ingredients.
2.  Roll the ingredients together on the roller.
3.  Realise you've completely messed up the sushi and nothing you can do will fix it.
4.  Realise that the sushi is a metaphor for your life.
5.  Roll into the fetal position under the table and wonder if anyone will ever love you.

This sounds nothing like the Valk I know.

Have you been kidnapped Tania?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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(September 30, 2018 at 2:30 pm)wyzas Wrote:
(September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is the first in a series of Guides from me to help you through life.

Today:  Making Sushi.

1.  Gather your ingredients.
2.  Roll the ingredients together on the roller.
3.  Realise you've completely messed up the sushi and nothing you can do will fix it.
4.  Realise that the sushi is a metaphor for your life.
5.  Roll into the fetal position under the table and wonder if anyone will ever love you.

This sounds nothing like the Valk I know.

Have you been kidnapped Tania?

This isn't me.

I can't stand sushi so I would never attempt to make it.

Smile
Dying to live, living to die.
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#10
RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
Valk, are you single?
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