Even Atheists Have to be

[Paleophyte]

Here's what I get when I feed Lewis Carroll to an AI and press some random buttons until hilarity ensued:

"At this moment," proclaimed the Walrus, "it is essential to delve into various topics: shoes, boats, sealing wax, leafy vegetables, royalty, warm sea temperatures, and the potential airborne prowess of pigs."

It's like a corporate lawyer tried his hand at poetry and nobody had the heart to tell him how dreadful it was. Keep it up and we'll have an artificial Vogon.

For my crimes I fully expect to be first against the wall come the robot revolution.