(September 28, 2024 at 10:06 pm)brewer Wrote: Was Mary there? I pretty sure I see a penis shaped loaf.
The loaves are actually shaped like a vagina because, according to "The Gospel of James," Mary's vagina has fire inside; thus, she was able to scorch poor Salome's hand when she tried to make sure that Mary was still a virgin after she gave birth. Certainly, the good Lord didn't put flames into Mary's vagina so she could have a flame thrower between her legs but so she could bake bread for people.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
