(Today at 7:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:(Yesterday at 10:06 pm)brewer Wrote: Was Mary there? I pretty sure I see a penis shaped loaf.
The loaves are actually shaped like a vagina because, according to "The Gospel of James," Mary's vagina has fire inside; thus, she was able to scorch poor Salome's hand when she tried to make sure that Mary was still a virgin after she gave birth. Certainly, the good Lord didn't put flames into Mary's vagina so she could have a flame thrower between her legs but so she could bake bread for people.
This explaines why I avoid redheads.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.