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Trump Is Furious Flags Will Be at Half-Mast for Jimmy Carter During His Inauguration

President-elect Donald Trump's plans for a perfect inauguration are being foiled by former President Jimmy Carter, who died last week at the age of 100. 

As is standard practice in memorializing dead former presidents, American flags displayed at federal buildings, grounds, and on naval vessels will be flown at half mast for a 30-day period of national mourning. While 30 days may seem like a long time, it's a decades-long tradition reserved for sitting and former presidents - one that Trump will theoretically be granted upon his passing. But for the president-elect, the notion that the death of a predecessor could interfere with the aesthetics of his return to power is unconscionable. 

It's cute that Trump has feelings. It's sad that they're so shallow.

I hope this hurts his cute widdle feewings.

Yeah, I get a little too much satisfaction with anything that bugs Trump.  I want to just see those kinds of things happen over and over again till he blows an artery.