I will prove to you that God exists

[Nay_Sayer]

 I think you have.  You've just chosen to ignore them because it's uncomfortable.

I'm not uncomfortable; unlike most atheists I don't deny there is evidence our existence is the result of natural forces. There is more in favor of design and plan. Any time you want to give it your best shot let me know.

You presume a lot, don't you?

Unlike most theists, I don't deny there is evidence of FSM and that our existence is the result of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. There is more in favor of FSMs Noodles and plan. Anytime you want to give it your best shot, let me know.

RAmen