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Vote for the new pope

Poll: Pick the new pope
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Cardinal Cod
0%
 0 0%
Cardinal Kofte
22.22%
 2 22.22%
Cardinal Cardinal
22.22%
 2 22.22%
Cardinal Cthulhu
22.22%
 2 22.22%
Other
22.22%
 2 22.22%
On planet X popes are eaten
11.11%
 1 11.11%
Total 9 vote(s) 100%
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Vote for the new pope
April 22, 2025 at 2:41 pm (This post was last modified: April 22, 2025 at 2:44 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
1. Cardinal Cod

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Pros: Endorsed by Boru, All about that bass
Cons: Seems Fishy


2. Cardinal Köfte

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Pros: Man of the people, Rescues shelter dogs.
Cons: Strong Pastafarian leanings

3. Cardinal Cardinal
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Pros: Early riser, Makes nice music
Cons: Focused mainly on worms and nesting



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Pros: Unbiased, Uncoruptable
Cons: Incomprehensible form


5: Other (Please state)


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Vote for the new pope - by Nay_Sayer - April 22, 2025 at 2:41 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by Fake Messiah - April 22, 2025 at 3:59 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by The Valkyrie - April 22, 2025 at 4:04 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by The Architect Of Fate - April 22, 2025 at 4:20 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by Ravenshire - April 22, 2025 at 8:11 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by Rev. Rye - April 22, 2025 at 8:40 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by Nay_Sayer - April 24, 2025 at 12:05 am
RE: Vote for the new pope - by Mister Agenda - April 23, 2025 at 10:53 am
RE: Vote for the new pope - by Fake Messiah - April 23, 2025 at 4:34 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by TheWhiteMarten - April 24, 2025 at 12:46 am
RE: Vote for the new pope - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 24, 2025 at 5:05 am
RE: Vote for the new pope - by TheWhiteMarten - April 24, 2025 at 1:39 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 24, 2025 at 2:22 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by Rev. Rye - April 24, 2025 at 4:52 am
RE: Vote for the new pope - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 24, 2025 at 7:54 am
RE: Vote for the new pope - by Nay_Sayer - April 24, 2025 at 12:13 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by Nay_Sayer - April 24, 2025 at 2:45 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by Fake Messiah - April 24, 2025 at 2:57 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 24, 2025 at 3:18 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by Fake Messiah - April 24, 2025 at 5:26 pm
RE: Vote for the new pope - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 24, 2025 at 3:18 pm

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