The Absurd GOP

[Rev. Rye]

And here's Pam Bondi trying to respond to the No Kings protests.





And you've got to love that she's so fucking convinced that the protests are so well-organised with so many matching signs so quickly* that they could only come from Antifa. Meanwhile, in the real world, Antifa is just a decentralised movement of loosely aligned groups.

As for the matching signs, well, all I had to do is search "Matching Signs no kings protests" in Google Image Search, and just in the first row of results, I found five different pages, including three on Etsy, hawking designs for protest signs with directions of "simply print at home, glue to cardboard, and you're ready to go." And in addition, scrolling down a bit, I see quite a few designs from Amazon. The famously quick to deliver Amazon.

And even looking at the "it's happening so quickly" claims, it seems like these protests have been planning since the previous No Kings protests in June. Even without that, barring the Trump Administration being replaced by pod people with a diametrically composed moral alignment, Trump going Full Dictator and not just "As close to Full Dictator as the Constitution will allow", or the National Guard going straight into "Not Giving a Fuck About Optics and Gunning Down Protesters En Masse" mode, another protest was all but inevitable.