Hmmm.....
An old atheist is lying on his deathbed when his life-long friend shows up to say goodbye.
"Well, Joe, I guess this is it. Is there anything I can do for you?
"Yeah, Pete. Ask the reverend to step in. I want to be baptized."
"Joe, you've been an atheist all your life. You never believed in any of that shit and now that you're about to die you want to be baptized?"
"I know I'm dying, Pete. And if someone's got to die then better one of them than one of us."
An old atheist is lying on his deathbed when his life-long friend shows up to say goodbye.
"Well, Joe, I guess this is it. Is there anything I can do for you?
"Yeah, Pete. Ask the reverend to step in. I want to be baptized."
"Joe, you've been an atheist all your life. You never believed in any of that shit and now that you're about to die you want to be baptized?"
"I know I'm dying, Pete. And if someone's got to die then better one of them than one of us."