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The bible: pastors edition.

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The bible: pastors edition.
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RE: The bible: pastors edition.
January 6, 2012 at 9:02 pm (This post was last modified: January 6, 2012 at 9:04 pm by Cyberman.)
(January 6, 2012 at 8:37 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Read the Skeptic's Annotated Bible. Lots of lulz.

I get all my stuff from there (well, it's so convenient). Shame the Lolcat Bible isn't considered canon though. (BTW, I fixed your link.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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The bible: pastors edition. - by veire - January 6, 2012 at 6:32 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by 5thHorseman - January 6, 2012 at 6:43 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Jackalope - January 6, 2012 at 8:37 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Cyberman - January 6, 2012 at 9:02 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Jackalope - January 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by KichigaiNeko - January 7, 2012 at 7:24 am
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Cyberman - January 7, 2012 at 6:05 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Minimalist - January 7, 2012 at 6:21 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by JudgeDracoAmunRa - January 10, 2012 at 5:20 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Doubting Thomas - January 11, 2012 at 7:17 pm
RE: The bible: pastors edition. - by Ziploc Surprise - January 12, 2012 at 7:09 pm

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